Today Is The First National Grammar Day
If you don't have a good handle on basic grammar, you can't always say what you mean. People might be able to guess your meaning, but not every time.
Martha BrockenbroughThe Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar (SPOGG) and
National Grammar Day are the brainchild of Seattleite Martha Brockenbrough. Brockenbrough is a columnist with
Microsoft's Encarta and authors the very useful and entertaining
SPOGG blog.
(Read her National Grammar Day column in Encarta and find out which celebrity has the worst grammar. We in Seattle know her well.)
Seattleites are very serious about grammar. The good, the bad, and the ugly can all be found displayed at the
SPOGG Blog. I am one of the 6,000 members of the Society, even though you'd never know it from the grammar usage in my blog posts --
I am not worthy. We in Seattle are so serious about our grammar we even correct our graffiti and have our own cocktail, the Grammartini.
One of my favorite sections of the
SPOGG Blog is the Blogs We Love list. The best of the best Grammar and Language Blogs can be found in this extensive list.
Grammar Girl, you've got to love her, has created a special
grammar-related top 10 show to celebrate National Grammar Day. Number 8 makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up:
8. Irregardless is not a word. Wrong! Irregardless is a word in the same way ain't is a word. They're informal. They're nonstandard. You shouldn't use them if you want to be taken seriously, but they have gained wide enough use to qualify as words.
Thou shalt not say "irregardless" if you mean "regardless" or "irrespective."For those of you who remember "
Schoolhouse Rock," take a look at
Punctuation Rap by Ms. Lindsay Rivas of the University Charter School in Modesto, California. She wrote this for her kindergarteners. How I wish we had more teachers like Ms. Rivas, who is featured on the
SPOGG Blog.
When it comes to grammar, perhaps we in Seattle are wound just a little too tightly, or perhaps it's the frequent trips to Starbucks. To illustrate my point, the Sunday Seattle Times features a Rand & Rave column; this past Sunday it let out one large grammar rant that I will share with you today, National Grammar Day:
To the person who crossed out the word "can" every time it appeared in the King County Library book I'm reading and wrote in the word "may." In pen yet! It's dialogue; that's how people talk sometimes, you grammar Nazi! Not to mention you've defaced public property. By the way, I am a librarian.
National Grammar Day In The News -- our own King 5 News has done an article, "
Me and Him Are Gonna Party on National Grammar Day."
Brockenbrough says she doesn't go around correcting everyone she comes in contact with. But, she says, when someone is making an error that could be embarrassing, on a resume or on a public sign, for example, it's only right to gently alert the person to the error.
"It's sort of like having your zipper down," she says. "Would you rather someone took you aside and said, 'Hey, the barn door is open,' or would you rather get home after a long day and discover the sad state of your fly?"
The SPOGG Web site features all things grammar, from grammar tips and a quiz, to "Grumpy Martha's Guide to Grammar and Usage."
There's also a place for grammarians to send in photos of "apostrophe catastrophes" and other language missteps.
"Sometimes when people screw up it's really stinking funny," said Brockenbrough.
Read The Rest Of The Article ">> Note: The King 5 site may require free registration.
So, let's party like we know where to place that comma,
colon, semicolon or apostrophe.
Celebrate National Grammar Day -- Break Out Those Red Pens!
Oh, and a Grammartini!
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Inspiration and material borrowed heavily from Martha Brockenbrough. Nobody does it better!
Photograph Courtesy -- SPOGG